Collective Randomness
I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

kcesliv-irot:

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

madamgyoza:

reporting live 

weedjoke420:

*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

simplybasketball:

Jason Williams - White Chocolate still has GAME